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Santa's on the sidewalk
And he's begging for change
With a fire-truck red bucket
And a bell he's got to ring

He's singing, "Merry F*ing Christmas,
And a happy new year!
What the hell was I thinking
When I said I'd volunteer?"

No one cares about the sick
No one cares about the poor
No one cares to think a thought
Outside themselves anymore...

It is Christmas time,
But all I want to do is cry.

We feign an understanding
Claim we know that we've been blessed
And then we sacrifice a tree
To build an altar for Jesus

But do you think a humble hippy
Wearing sandals and a dress
Would ever swipe his credit card
To buy some plastic presents?

No one cares about what's right
No one cares about what's wrong
No one cares to think a thought outside
The role they've played so long...

It is Christmas time,
But all I want to do is cry.

(Egg nog and mistletoe
We'll let it snow, just let it snow
Leave me at my piano

Egg nog and mistletoe
There's 'Sleigh Bells' on the radio
Just leave me at my piano)

It's Christmas time,
But all I want to do is cry...

But when people come together
And I don't care what time of year
There are good vibrations in the air
This much I think is clear

So though I may be disappointed
With the symbols that we wear
I'll try and keep it to myself
Throughout the month of December

Cause it is Christmas time
So let's make believe it's all right...