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One man, one bike, one song, five minutes...

Yours for 99 cents..

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-bicycle-song/id490325506?i=490325572

lyrics..by Rob Deez

i wake up, i get dressed, i go back to sleep
get up again, & then i slowly creep
through the house it's f*ckin dark, i can't see
make sure that i lock the door behind me
i head downstairs, unlock the bike
hop on & say "peace out" to the night
y'all the sun is slowly rising in the east
it's just another day, part of another week
i hit the street, make a right, head up the hill
wait at the light so that i don't get killed
by an early morning driver, i'm an early morning bike rider
& i'ma try to be a survivor
through the light now, make a left & make a right now
my neighborhood's no longer in sight now
but it's all good, it'll be alright now
i'll light up the pipe & ride high as a kite now
my head in the clouds as i explore
still kinda drunk from the night before
but i'll still get to where i got to go
on my bicycle, that's how i roll

14 gears & a pair of wheels
when i'm on my bicycle
i don't do tricks cuz i got no skills
when i'm on my bicycle
i just pump my brakes & i make em squeal
when i'm on my bicycle
i really like goin down hill
when i'm on my bicycle

& that's pretty much how the day begins
racing downhill with a face full of wind
gaining speed, avoiding debris
squinting my eyes so that i can see
my oh me, oh me oh my
don't mind me if i start to cry
i promise these tears won't last
i'm not sad, i'm just going real fast
yall the whole world's flying by in a blur
use my sleeve to wipe away the tears
the hill swings up so i shift gears
back in the day i used to get scared
see, when i was a kid i rode all up on the sidewalk
cuz i didn't wanna get rundown
but nowadays, i'm hogging lanes
mad-dogging drivers like "what's up now?!"
don't get me wrong i just want you to see me
i ain't trying to get hit please believe me
end up on the t.v., news in the evening
"rob deez ran down by a vegan"

just goin to get some ribs from phil's
when i'm on my bicycle
i ain't trying to fuck around & get killed
when i'm on my bicycle
don't like the way the pavement feels
when i'm on my bicycle
that is why i always yield
when i'm on my bicycle

yall i ride my bike both day & night
i ride my bike to the open mic
have a few drinks & i might swerve
& ride my bike right into the curb
but i'll get back on & i'll ride some more
& act like it was intentional
make a quick stop at the liquor store
right before i ride the bike to my show
i ride my bike both near & far
I ride my bike cuz i can't drive my car
i ride my bike all over the place
but i still got a beer belly & a jelly face
i ride my bike when i get crunk
on the last friday of the month
yo, you can call me a drunk if you want, i'll let ya
but you betta not talk about my bicycletta

cuz i've been known to keep it real
when i'm on my bicycle
how many 40s can i conceal
when i'm on my bicycle
you can take a sip but you'd better not spill
when i'm on my bicycle
i be doing things that are illegal
when i'm on my bicycle

honestly i didn't start riding
till the c.h.p. took away my license
i guess they didn't like the way that i was driving
i don't know why though, sike i'm lying
the d.m.v. tried to tell me
that i wasn't driving responsibly
were they right? probably
but that don't mean they'll be stopping me
from getting to where i got to be
the cops ain't the mutha f*ckin boss of me
they might try road blocking me
but i'll hop a tree like i got e.t.
right in front of me, you want some of me?
i'll fly by the moon buzzed like a bumble bee
when i'm on the bike yall can't fade me
chase me, i'll escape & make it home safely
yall know me i'm the r-o-b
d-double e-to the zig-zag-z
i'm just trying to get from point a, to point b
on my b-i-c-y-c-l-e

i know how to rhyme & spell
when i'm on my bicycle
i can even text message pretty well
when i'm on my bicycle
been about 1 month since i last fell
off of my bicycle
i really don't like going up hill
when i'm on my bicycle
gotta readjust my testicles
when i'm on my bicycle
don't wanna mess up my sperm cells
when i'm on my bicycle
gasoline prices ain't a big deal
when i'm on my bicycle
i miss my auto mobile
when i'm on my bicycle
pacific law center can go to hell...