DESCRIPTION:
When the moon arises in the western sky
and the vampires are out on the sly
at times they have trouble finding necks to bite
that's why I concocted my new delight
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
Drac came to me one night at 12
and said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed 'don't fret! i'll give you a fix of my newly regenerated mix'
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated
blood)

It gives you quick relief you see
from fang aches and corpuscle deficiency
Natter! consuming my laboratory brew
will make a new vampire out of you
It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch
if you're biting more necks enjoying it less
try my new non-carbonated best
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood