DESCRIPTION:
Or, alternatively, "Joss Give Me A Whedon"
This song is about our favorite Joss shows that ended too soon. And our hopes that his new one WON'T.

Obviously, this is a parody of "Just Give Me A Reason" by P!nk feat. Nate Ruess (of Fun.)

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--- Lyrics ---

"Joss, Give Me A Season"
Parody of "Just Give Me A Reason"
by P!nk (feat. Nate Ruess) written by Jeff Bhasker, Nate Ruess, and Alecia Moore
New lyrics by Ian Bonds

[The Stacey]
Right from the start
You were a thief
You stole my heart
And I the willing viewer
A friend had simply loaned to me
Firefly on DVD
And I wished I'd seen it sooner

Now I've seen every single scene, oh, no
You can't take the sky from me, oh, no
Watch me soar just like a leaf
On the wind, the wind

Joss, give me a season
'Cause the movie's not enough
Just a second season to tie loose ends
And we can learn to love again
Bring back the stars
Browncoats cover up the scars on our hearts
(and maybe resurrect Wash)
Then we can learn to love again

[Insane Ian]
At first I didn't understand
What Dollhouse was all about
I thought that it was strange
[The Stacey] (Oh, it was really weird)
[Insane Ian] And by the time I'm figurin'
Just what the heck was happenin'
FOX cancelled your show again
[The Stacey] (Yeah, it's just what I feared)

[Insane Ian]
Echo's personality, oh, no
Is giving her such real bad dreams, oh, no
[Both] No chance for a season three
For this show, this show
[Insane Ian] Oh, this
[Both] show, moves slow

[Both]
Give me one more season
This little bit's not enough
Just another chance to watch Echo dance
And we can learn to love again
[Insane Ian] I never stopped
'Cause the Active's are all still pretty hot
[Both] And we just both love the plot
So let us learn to love again

[The Stacey] This here is a toast
[Insane Ian] 'Cause Penny's a ghost
[The Stacey] Stop killing the folks
That we love the most!
[Insane Ian] Doc Horrible's blog
[The Stacey] Has been put on hold
[Insane Ian] So Joss can film Avengers sequels
[The Stacey] And on TV

[Both]
Joss, give us a season
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. looks so good
We're so happy that you brought Coulson back
So we can learn to love again
It's on TV
And a good thing that it's on ABC
So FOX can't cancel it then
And we can learn to love again

Joss, give me a season
Heck, a couple seasons worth
How about a run like Buffy's and then
We might just learn to love again
We love your shows
You write women like nobody we know
But please just stop killing men
And we can learn to love again

[The Stacey]
Oh, we can learn to love again
Oh, we can learn to love again
Oh, oh, stop killing men
And we can learn to love again