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"All my friends were like: You've never shrunk yourself to fit in a duress kidney and then play clue?"
"If people just took the time to ask me if putting your dick in a collapsed star feels as good as fucking Saturn's rings, I'd be like YES what else would you want to know?"
"It teaches you why your heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins."
"He's like: "How did you make my rectum start quoting garden state?" And I'm like, because I know ghost man"
"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the googoo dolls."
"It's just so easy to say, "oh someone else will summon the seven dragons of orega, but you know, if I don't, who will?"
"I was murdering dolphins with my bare hands for their delicious pancreases"
"I believe that my lungs are made up of the scrotum of Xenu and the air I breath is his semen"
"And I'm doing blow and I'm going to raves because I'm young, but I'm still learning that my virgin tears are a delicacy on Pluto"