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Who’s got two thumbs, multiple health deficiencies, a slowly-mounting medical bill-induced debt, a wavering will to live, a stagnant internet persona, a genuine distrust for all of humanity, and--more importantly--a brand-new promotion? This fuckin’ guy!

That’s right, it ain’t just “Jimmy” to you nimrods anymore, no sirree: it’s “Jimmy, the Senior Director of Public Relations at Discontinuous Innovation Inc.” now. Yep, Jimmy’s movin’ on up in this stupid world of ours, and I barely even had to leave my computer to accomplish it. I woulda told you guys about it sooner, but ever since the promotion, I’ve been real occupied with Discontinuous Innovation Inc’s never-ending collection of denim-donning babes (long story) and complementary access in the company’s private yacht (which may or may not exist). But seriously, can you fuckin’ believe it? Jimmy—me—being a Senior Director of Public Relations at Discontinuous Innovation Inc., a position that can easily warrant a six-figure salary, for doing nothing but posting some Youtube videos where I pretended that I knew what a “punk rock” is? That’s a hell of a lot less than I had to do for my actual job... shit, it kinda makes me wonder if they gave me this position solely out of common courtesy, as opposed to me actually meeting any sort of qualifications; after all, we ARE talking about Discontinuous Innovation Inc. here. Their C.T.O., Tundra, is a total dunce, and their company even hires child workers. I doubt they've got very high expectations when they’ve got grade-schoolers screwing together their cassette cases.

But I’m clearly getting ahead of myself here, let me backtrack a little bit. It’s a story that I’ve already covered a handful of times here on my channel, but since I'm on Discontinuous Innovation Inc's payroll now, I'm obligated to do another re-cap. It all started last week—well, technically, this all started months and months ago, so let's go way-back: Discontinuous Innovation Inc., a prestigious company based in the San Francisco Bay Area, certainly isn’t a stranger to this channel, with me first showcasing one of their products way back in October. Said product was Stucko, a “punk rock” band from the Bay Area that has since gone under the protective (and slightly exploitive) wing of Discontinuous Innovation Inc. A little while after the release of that particular video, a member of the band “Toyota”--who is often considered to be a “sister project” of Stucko due to their shared-drummer—contacted me to ask if I’d be willing to “inquire” about their debut audio cassette tape. That member was, of course, their wonderful sub-zero bass analyst “Tundra”, who has now adopted the “Chief Technology Officer” title as a way to supplement his lacking levels of self-importance; yet, despite this, he still serves as my correspondent like the true lackey that he is. Ever since I’ve shared these two cassettes, I’ve inadvertently assumed the responsibility of sharing a number of the company’s products, namely Stucko, Toyota, Houston and The Problems, and as of their most-recent acquisition, Santa Rosa’s Acrylics. With my newly-earned position, be expectant of more Discontinuous Innovation Inc. products being put up on the Jimmy in the imminent future.

So, seeing my pre-existing history with this corporation, it’d only make sense for me to share Toyota’s “newest” tape. The reason for those quotation marks is because this isn’t exactly new material; in fact, it’s a complete regurgitation of songs that you’ve likely already binged on. This is Toyota’s fabled live tape, which I’ve been hearing about in emails from Tundra and Toyota’s vocalist/rhythm guitarist, Camry, for well-over a month now. I’ve always been doubtful of its existence, as I haven’t seen or heard anything about the tape from anyone aside from the group themselves (along with a totally-different “new product” that I’ve been told about, which will be shared tomorrow). But, as of last week, I was made completely familiar with the tape, along with a number of other products, because the unthinkable happened has happened: Discontinuous Innovation Inc. finally delivered their “promotional package” to me. I was ecstatic! I’ve been expecting that package ever since March, back during Stucko/Toyota’s west coast international tour, when Tundra promised that he’d send over some “new stuff” once they returned from the tour. But, with Tundra being, well, Tundra, that never happened.

[Remaining portion of write-up is found in the comments.]

TRACK LIST:
Rapidprototype Introduction – 0:00
White Shoes – 0:32
Modus Operandi – 2:11
Art Guy – 3:17
Q & A – 4:51
Separated At Girth – 6:23
Aspartame – 8:49
Frat Guy – 10:11
Exterminate – 11:36
Rapidprototype Introduction – 12:44

DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/download/0terz7d7wb689gk/Product_Reactions_From_Market_Survey_Conducted_-_Trans-America_Building_-_49th_Floor.zip