DESCRIPTION:
Lib Dems leader Tim Farron continues his rap career with this emphatic follow-up single as Libdeminem.

LYRICS:

Y’all act like you never seen Tim Farron before
Jaws all on the floor like, “What’s this ginger Chuckle Brother for?”
Well, we can’t get our arses whooped worse than before
So I’ll take to the floor
It’s the return of the Lib Dems! “No wait, you’re kidding
He didn’t just propose a second referendum, did he?”
And Dr Nick said...nothing, you idiots
Dr Nick’s dead, he’s locked in my basement
Remainers love Libdeminem, ticka ticka ticka
Tim Shady, I’m proud of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing the centrist vote
Rocking the Brexit boat, and he’s quite dashing too
Yeah, I’ve probably got a couple of screwballs in my party
But at least I didn’t know Martin McGuinness as Marty
Sometimes I’d like to take on Shami Chakrabarti
In a round of “name that tune by Bloc Party”
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
But not in a homosexual way, I must insist
Not that there’s any reason why that shouldn’t exist
I’d consider it meself if you got me really pissed
Of course it is forbidden in the Bible
So I will sue for libel
Anyone saying I even had an eyeball
We ain’t nothing but mammals
Well, some of us are cannibals who carve services up like cantaloupes
But if my great uncle was caught nobbing an antelope
Then I guess there’s no reason a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I’ve got the antidote
Go out there and get me votes, sing the chorus and it goes

I’m Tim Farron, yes I’m the real Farron
All the other Tim Farrons are lyrically barren
So won’t the real Tim Farron please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Other leaders don’t need to trumpet Remain to claim voters
Well I do, so sod them and sod you too
You think I give a damn about the Leavers?
Half of those bastards can’t even stomach me, I call them non-believers
“But Tim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be shit?”
Why? ‘Cause you guys are hell-bent on Brexit?
So will you make me sit with those hypocrites
Who lied on a bus to ordinary Brits
I’d rather sit next to Michael Heseltine and Ken Clarke
And hear all their witty and acerbic remarks
Some bloke put me on blast on the BBC
“Yeah, he seems alright, but he’s wed to the EU sadly”
He should’ve seen me on Question Time with Dimbleby
I think I put my case forward effectively
I’m sick of all you UK grime stars supporting Corbyn
What do I have to do to get your endorsement?
‘Cause there are millions of us just like me
Who think like me, who just don’t give a toss like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it might just be the next best thing
But not quite me!

I’m Tim Farron, yes I’m the real Farron
All the other Tim Farrons are lyrically barren
So won’t the real Tim Farron please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up