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Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? (huh?)
Told you howda slap dips and murder your girl? (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl?
Sold a billion tapes and still scream "Fuck the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady)
So come and kill me while my name's hot
and shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot. (ow)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot till they brain's rot. (uhh)
Stop they blood flow till they veins clot.
I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch.
Purple Haze and Acid raindrops.
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop.
Shaved my armpits and wore a tanktop.
Bad boy, I told you that I can't stop.
Gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you,
so everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you!

I got mushrooms, I gotta acid, I got tabs, and asprin tablets.
I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free.
You know me, I'm your friend when you need a minithin.
(Slim Shady) I'm Shady!

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. (uh-huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people.
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful,
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school! (woo)
The ill type, I stab myself wit' a steel spike
while I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like!
'Cause this is how I am in real life. (mm-hmm)
I don't wanna just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice! (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody wit' a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet?
So bring the money by tonight 'cause your wife
said this is the biggest knife she ever saw in her life! ("help me, help me!")
I try to keep it positive and play it cool.
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.
("Stay in school!")
'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better.
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter.

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I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it. ("Ahh, that shit's whack!")
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit. ("What? That's my shit!")
People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it.
That's why I'm still broke and had the #1 club hit. (yup) (uh-huh)
But, they love it when you make your business public,
so fuck it, I got herpes while we on the subject. (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS, y'all will play it
'cause you stupid muthafuckas think I'm playin' when I say it!
Well, I do take pills, don't do speed, don't do crack,
don't do coke, I do smoke weed, don't do smack,
I do do shrooms, do drink beer,
I just wanna make a few things clear.
My baby momma's not dead, (uh-uh) she's still alive and bitchin', (yup)
and I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin',
it's not syphilis, and as for bein' AIDS infested,
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested...

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I told you I was Shady!
Y'all didn't wanna believe me!
I'm Shady!
And that's my name...

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!

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