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"Dick", from the album Fluting on the Hump.
"I find this one very embarrassing. I used to masturbate an awful lot, althought not because I "honestly preferred my right hand." I just didn't have a choice, really; too shy. I was embarrassed about the lyrics, and I decided I wanted this one to be very noisey, so that the lyrics would be kind of drowned out. We just kind of kept piling on instruments, and I wasn't really happy until George O'Malley recorded the chimes part. George played the xylophone in You Suck, my appalling cover band, were he made a lot of noise, in much the same way he does on "Wuss." I don't think he actually knew how to play the xylophone. But that's why he's so great. He's also the one who shouts "Sensative" on Sensative Artist.""
-John Hall