DESCRIPTION:
The Day the Twinkie Died
Music by Don McLean, "American Pie"
Parody lyrics by Kevin Fox

A King Don time ago
I can still remember
How those Ho Hos used to make me smile
And I knew if I took one bite
I'd taste that sweet whipped cream delight
And that would make me happy for awhile
But mid-November made me shiver
The Hostess trucks would not deliver
Bad news for my lunch box
I couldn't buy just one more box
And I do remember how I cried
When I found out what the strike implied
I felt a hunger deep inside
The day the Twinkie died
Bye bye cherry and apple pie
All the cupcakes and the snoballs with cream filling inside
And Little Debbie's can't come close if they tried
Give me Twinkies til the day that I die
Twinkies til the day that I die
Did you bite that snack of fame and do you still taste the cellophane
If your belly tells you so
Do you like eating jellyrolls and do cupcakes fill your empty soul
Can you eat a cherry pie real slow
Well you know that I'm a Hostess fan
Cause you saw me smoking In my van
The munchies took control I ate fourteen Twinkies whole
I was a hungry teenage chomping nut
Eating pink snoballs with lots of coconut
But I knew was out of luck
The day the Twinkie died
I met her girl who couldn't see her shoes
And I asked her for some Twinkie news
But she just chewed and turned away
I went down to my corner store
where I'd bought those Twinkies years before
But the man there said the Twinkie'd gone away
And in the lunchrooms children screamed
No yellow cakes filled with whipped cream
And all their hearts were broken
The stoners all quit toking
And the three cakes I admire the most
The King Dons, Twinkies, and Ho Hos
Gone like the Hostess with The most
The day the Twinkie died...

A funny parody that one friend wrote the lyrics (Kevin Fox) to Don McLean's infamous, "American Pie" music and another put together the video. For entertainment purposes only. Kevin can be reached by visiting www.thekevinfoxbad.com and Michelle can be reached at www.goddessofgeekdom.biz. Enjoy!

We are not affiliated in anyway with Hostess, Don McLean, his record label, etc. This was just something fun to do a few days during a chilly, rainy December.