DESCRIPTION:
Music by Colin Murcott & D.J. Phillips performing Matt Hughes. (C) 2011

Website: http://colinmurcottmusic.webs.com/

-Lyrics:
(I dry hump rabbits)
He's Matt hughes you caught him mending this fence
He's at the water tower and it is intense
he has an afro, he lets it grow
it's really uncomfortable but its only for show
Now listen real close i wont tell you lies
Now I'll take ya back to 2005
New Kid in class feeling kind of lonerd
Matt hughes walks over and then i get a boner
He's so sexual, and really intellectual
he will heal you grammer like a Medical Profesional
He doesn't look like a matt he looks like a horrass
But shut yah mouth coz I'm on the chorus

the famous Matt Hughes seen getting underage girls drunk and then sleeping with them
It has been hidden from the media but we now find out Matt Hughes is actually the son of John Hughes
tonight we ask What is his secret?
Matthew Hughes, Matthew Hughes

Look at Matt Hughes Pickin' up those chicks
Sends a hundred'n'eleven txts just to get his first kiss
He'll take your bride snatch her by her wrist
And he wont hesitate to kiss her lips
The take her to the bedrom and dislodge her hip
(Because hes good at sex)
But seriously Matt Hughes owns this town
SO dont you ever call him a clown
Hell Crack your chrome
and drop a pizza to your home
On time but fasionably late
Showers everyday thats no mistake
and the ladys want some of his white snake

Matt Hughes lashes out throwing child off bike
Local woman claims Matthew Hughes is actually her son HES MY SON
The famous Matt Hughes gets his meat hands dirty
Hes a bad influence on our younger generation
Matthew hughes

Check out how he eats his chips
Snap em' in half pay attention to this
Let em' air out
then stick em in your mouth
WHo needs Vitamins
Not hughes thats who
Give him some fruit and thats the end of you
Crappin' balls
while slappin meat on your walls
because hes ten t-ten ten t-ten feet tall
Coz he's meaty
meaty meat meat
meat meat
MEAT.

MOther of Matthew Hughes found guilty of killing cat MATTHEW
Matthew Hughes is nothin but a raper
Matthew Hughes keeps charity earnings
Hes a disease
Local scientists confirm Hughes epidemic

If you fall off your skateboard that means his hand hurts
Wears the GAIL out of those flannel shirts
Nibbles on timtams for his late night dessert
And wants to go to every lady gaga concert
He delivers pizza but only at night
stays out of sight to avoid a knife fight
If trouble does come he surely will sprint
Leave a trail of dust to trip his black OPPONENT
thats our boy avoiding the violence
call him on the phone and hear awkward silence

DONE
(scotum)
Im colin murcott.