DESCRIPTION:
This is a song that we can all relate to, everybody here: man, woman, gay, straight... we've all had it at some point or another in our lives!

He'd invite me over when his girl was out of town
We'd watch a film with subtitles and then we'd fool around
German existentialism gave him such a thrill
He used the word "cinematography" so much it made me ill

He told me that Paul Westerberg invented modern rock
He talked about his year abroad in the former Soviet Bloc

Then he'd tell me all about where Kerouac went wrong
Go back to Prague you art fag bastard
That's where you belong

I don't own the song nor claim to; I am just trying to spread the love here.