DESCRIPTION:
mp3: http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_9256338
Written by Nick Foran and Nib Oswald
Vocals and guitar by Nick Foran
Rapping and video by Nib Oswald

LYRICS:

[NICK]
Breathin' easy, gluten free
Started huge but now I'm thinnin' down
Heart is pumpin', regularly
Takin' strides, no more wheezin' around
.
No more greasin', no pork rinds
Ain't eatin' nothing bad, I'm starting new
Slimmin' down, lookin' fine
One day I'm gonna see my shoes
.
I'm on the highway to health
On the highway to health
Time to tighten up my belt
I'm on the highway to health
.
[NIB]
Roly poly, tummy's chubby
Blubber rolls and a butt that's tubby
Healthy diet, I should try it
Make my flapping flab go quiet
.
Gotta cut the fat, gotta suck my gut in
Mutton chops and a custard carton
Deli meat cuts, I'm a jelly glutton
Big butt and an outie belly button
.
Time to get healthy, time to get active
Getting myself fitter and attractive
I look like a carnival mirror, kid
Need to eat greens from the dietary pyramid
.
Though I love my Rocky Road
Chocolate ice cream overload
Only one avenue for myself
And that's straight down the highway to health...
.
[NICK]
I'm on the highway to health
On the highway to health
Be a lightweight yourself
Get on the highway to health
.
[INSTRUCTOR]
Okay now, are you ready to get physical?
I'm your physical instructor! Now...
Pick up these hot coals!

*sizzling*

[GUY]
Aargh! Why did you make me do this?

[INSTRUCTOR]
Now, wrestle this monkey!

[GUY]
What the- Aaargh!

*screeches*

[INSTRUCTOR]
Now wrestle this horse!

*snorts and neighs*

[GUY]
Aaaargh! Aaaaaargh!!!

[INSTRUCTOR]
Now benchpress this whale!

[GUY]
It's so heavy!

[INSTRUCTOR]
It's a whale. Eat this!

[GUY]
Ewww! It's all slimy! What is it?

[INSTRUCTOR]
A tapeworm! Now catch these H-bombs!

*BOOM*

[GUY]
It burns!

[INSTRUCTOR]
Aaand you look fantastic!

Leave the highway to health
Get off the highway to health
Just say I'm happy with myself
Exit the highway to health

And I'm fallin' dowww-owww-owwwn
All the way, all the way, all the way
On the highway to... health