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Lyrics:

I'm strolling down a boulevard
With my fictional shopping cart
And I'm scouting with my eagle eye
Under the blue sky
Looking for items with
Materialistic or symbolic value
See I have nothing else to do
I'm bored, that's why I'm gonna steal this shoe

And that mini skirt
That kids dessert
That broken chair lying in the dirt
And that bicycle would go great with my t-shirt

Cause when I see stuff my heart explodes in satisfaction
I guess you could say stealing stuff is my passion
I may not be the smartest selector
But I'm a kick-ass collector
Be it an airplane
A freakin' freight train
I'm stealin' everything

I'm like a vampire but instead of drinking blood
I fulfill my urges by stealing a lot
Adding stuff to my collection of stuff
That I ain't never paid for
Ever since the day I was born, I've been a menace to society
Stealing everything I see to fulfill my curiosity
I freaking F'ing love stuff
I don't need

Like that picture frame
That candy cane
This dog I just found, I think I'll name him Shane
And that house over there would go great with my
Gold chain

When I see stuff my heart explodes in satisfaction
I guess you could say stealing stuff is my passion
I may not be the smartest selector
But I'm a kick-ass collector
Be it an airplane
A freakin' freight train
I'm stealin' everything

When I see stuff my heart explodes in satisfaction
I guess you could say stealing stuff is my passion
I may not be the smartest selector
But I'm a kick-ass collector
Be it your wedding ring
Or freakin' Beijing
I'm stealing everything

When he sees stuff his heart explodes in satisfaction
I guess you could say stealing stuff is his passion
I may not be the smartest selector
But I'm a kick-ass collector
Be it your wedding ring
Or freakin' something
That rhymes with wedding ring

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