DESCRIPTION:
08:35 mins - Colour /BW - PAL DVD
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Filmed in Liverpool 2007 (BECTU UK)
Directed by Chris Miller - (unscripted version)
Original music by: "The Schmucks"
"It's Mathew Street 2023. The Cavern Club to be precise. Something is happening as something is wrong. A landing. An Alien landing in Liverpool, L2. World capital of sound. They're attracted to the waves and they just won't LET IT GO. Puppets, tourists, beers and queers it's time to eject. The stairs will kill you if the aliens won't. Star Wars? Stormtroopers? Enter the orbit of Fab Cafe. Where citizens scream "You made a Monkey out of Me!" Daily ID checks by the black prince, whilst his ice-white partner eyes the room. 'The truth is out there' the greedy, bearded one quite rightly points out. "We're supposed to be enjoying a quiet drink at the bar" snorts the hairy ginger bloke. "Hang on, oh no, Oh Shit!" sway the crowd. The black prince decides to take Jim. "What for?" quiz the crowd. "Scotsman impersonating an Englishman" reads the arrest form 72 hours later. Blimey! COVER YOUR WINGS people. 'The Cellar's are steep, The Ale is cheap. In the colourful heart of Liverpool' read the brightly coloured poster or something to that dreamy effect. The sound of a seagull echoes over Hope Street. A random sweetie salutes our black prince. All is normal and the City is safe. Are there more? And what is behind the toilet door? Hmmm... Silver Masks. Puppets, Tourists, It's F.A.B. to Party! Pints, blinks and winks it's an F.O.C."Fuck You Pal!" Later and waiting for transport, the Aliens sit bored until the black prince returns to find a new victim. 'Irishman roaming the streets' reads the arrest form 48 hours later. 'If only We held the power' frowned the Alien. 'Afterall, WE ARE THE MACHINERY!'- "Bla, Bla, Bla.. and Cut!" / "These Bloody Amateurs! Them Bloody Independent Movies! They're killing the industry I tell you!"