DESCRIPTION:
song copyright Will White (SOCAN/BMI)
performed at Zona's in Canmore, Alberta, June 5, 2009 by Will White, Juanita Brandt & Dale Ulan

lyrics:
To me she was an angel sent down from heaven above
She gave so freely of herself, she knew the ways of love
Through all those long hot summer nights she was more than willin'
I never thought I'd have to take that shot of penicillin

I loved you Lydia, you gave me chlamydia
I couldn't wait to see ya, you gave me gonorrhea
I'm takin' back the house keys, I got a bad case of herpes
You gave me more than I was lookin' for you dirty little girl

On our first night together out for dinner and a show
Your smile was so infectious but how was I to know
The Typhoid Mary of romance and you gave your gift to me
It's the gift that keeps on givin', somebody call the CDC

Even your laughter was contagious, but not in a funny way
I was about to be invaded like Normandy on D-Day
And then you pledged your heart to me my feverish little valentine
I'd like to staple to your forehead a big ol' neon biohazard sign