HEFTY MENNESKE

Hefty Menneske proudly presents:



HEFT-FEST!!! on board the motorship Stubnitz! at Langebro, Copenhagen Saturday July 18th 2009 all day, all night



A marathon afternoon/evening/morning of Metal! A hint of Rock, and a whole lot-a-beer, ladies, strippers and anything else we can think of! Local metal fux Hefty Menneske will host a supremely "Fun" as well as "Bad Ass" event that all metal music lovers will surely sink their beer stained teeth into!!



HEFT-FEST! yes that's right! Say it 5 times fast!



HEFT for all things fun as well as bad ass, such as: Beer, Chicks, Metal ect.



FEST because it is truly going to be a festival with 12 bands on two stages and tons of Hefty happenings to keep you guessing what in the hell will happen next.



Watch as HEFT-FEST bands compete in such hefty events as "frozen chicken curling" and "Speed Bong" for glory and cash prizes! (75 DKK!!!)

Witness as hordes of metal heads compete for the title, "King of Metal!!!"



at 01:00 Rock Inderen & DJ Casper Divine will keep you drinking all night with Brutal Metal, Fat Glam, Hardrock, and 70's on 2 stages!!



That fat line-up:



MEMFIS (S) - FORCENTURY - FIJI - PALT - A SHELTERING SKY - SCORNFUL - HEFTY MENNESKE - HATEBANGER - CALL GIRLS - PASTORAL CARE - RACING DECAYS



We are very pleased and proud to announce: Headlining our humble event is Swedish alternative/progressive metal masters, MEMFIS

”These Swedes could develop into one of the most important metal bands of the decade.”

- Kerrang Magazine [4/5]

“Visionary”

- Metal Hammer [8/10]

“The most anticipated debut album of this fall.”

- Sweden Rock Magazine [9/10]

“The best debut I’ve heard in several years.”

- Close-Up Magazine [8/10]



MEMFIS (S)myspace.com/memfisband

FORCENTURY myspace.com/forcentury

HATEBANGER myspace.com/hatebanger

KAMI myspace.com/metalkami

CALL GIRLSmyspace.com/copenhagencallgirls

PALTmyspace.com/palt

PASTORAL CARE myspace.com/pastoralcaredk

FIJImyspace.com/fijionline

RACING DECAYS myspace.com/racingdecays

A SHELTERING SKYmyspace.com/ashelteringsky

SCORNFUL myspace.com/scornfuldk

HEFTY MENNESKE myspace.com/heftymenneske



Come early and soak up the sun on the top deck of the ship with our Metal Open Air Cafe at 14:00.



Hefty Menneske kicks off the back stage at 17:00, and from there things will get out of hand.



More info at heftymenneske.dk or email heft@heftymenneske.dk or call +45 30 26 77 77



This event is not for the prude or faint at heart;)



"Love On The Rocks" directed by Freddy "The Guns"



The Heftrix (2006)



"blast master" Live at The Rock



Miss April in "Hefty Xmas" (2005)