DESCRIPTION:
CREDITS ETC
Filmed by King Bean in 2005. Original version available on Ballads By The Bay volume 3 through Straitjacket Records. Some say it is the most easily obtained of the "Ballads" releases.

FACTS
This song was written about our dear friend, Casper, when Stu was particularly frustrated about something no one will ever understand. The rest of us didn't exactly agree with the lyrical content but we didn't care because we loved the song. After a couple of times (once) rocking it, we didn't care what he was saying at all.

Legend has it, that Stu actually used (stole) one of Casper's crazy guitar riffs for the main hook. Maybe that's why we liked it so much. I know the audience always did. Even on a Tuesday night @ the Espy basement a million years ago when we miss the count-in first time round.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW???
Stu and Casper love each other now so relax. The rest of us never had a problem with him at all.

Lyrics are available on a file somewhere at the Frankston Police Station. They struggle to find stored information sometimes though. Even when it's very important. Good luck son!!! (Or daughter)

EMERGENCY:
If you really need them for educational use; send us an extremely polite special request, along with a heartfelt written apology to Casper.

WARNING:
We are experts on knowing when you are faking it. If you can't find our postal address (again, good luck!!!), a scanned, emailed handwritten letter will suffice as of 6th of July 2002.
FCT

You can get all the LONERS shit ever recorded properly here, on the Dickography Volumes, I & II:

http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/dickography-vol-1/id531270732

and here:

http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/dickography-vol.-2./id533403195

Enjoy.

-Infertility Records, courtesy of Straitjacket Records.