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Cusan In Dhí: 10 Giamon 5016 // Joke Of The Day: 10 December 2016

[En in wái’cherdhl] // [In the work place]

Spá in tiern a gerdhíath: // The boss says to a worker:

‘Mó gomp, ái a’n téi’cháchu ach gávi ti-súé swémothan’ // ‘Mate, go into the toilet and have yourself a wank’

Athespá in cerdhiath: // The worker answers:


‘... e ... sucherth, echan dhuchuthas.’ // ‘... er ... sure, no problem.’

Áia in cerdhíath a’n téi’cháchu. // The worker goes to the toilet.

Diáia é ós 3 minuth. // He comes back after 3 minutes.

Pétha in tiern: // The boss asks:

‘A havóthu ti chí?’ // ‘Have you done it?’

Athespá in cerdhíath: // The worker answers:

‘Avóthu mi chí.’ // ‘I have done it.’

Ton spá in tiern: // Then says the boss:

‘Ré dhái. Ái a’n téi’cháchu ach ávó ichí athé.’ // ‘Very good. Go to the toilet and do it again.’

Athespá in cerdhíath: // The worker answers:

‘Sucherth, echan dhuchuthas.’ // ‘Sure, no problem.’

Áia in cerdhíath a’n téi’cháchu athé. // The worker goes to the toilet again.

Diáia é ós 10 minuth. // He comes back after 10 minutes.

Pétha in tiern: // The boss asks:

‘A havóthu ti chí?’ // ‘Have you done it?’

Athespá in cerdhíath: // The worker answers:

‘Avothu mi chí.’ // ‘I have done it.’

Ton spá in tiern athé: // Then the boss said again:

‘ Ré dhái. Ái insé athé ach ávó ichí athé.’ // ‘Go there again and do it again.’

Spá in cerdhíath: // The worker says:

‘Mi-esi comóinan, né ghála mi ávó ichí athé, né wi-esi in gus éth.’ // ‘I’m sorry, I can’t do it again, I don’t have the power anymore.’

Duch, spá in Tiern: // So the boss said:

‘Gwerthamich. Insin, gávi alchwédhé mó gar ach ácha mó dhúithir a mó déi.’ // ‘Excellent. Here, take the keys of my car and bring my daughter to my house.’