DESCRIPTION:
I am a huge comic book nerd, and this is a silly song I wrote about my crushes on Magneto, Wolverine and Cyclops.

I want a guy who has mastered magnetism
Passionate about homo-superior activism
Building Asteroid M so he can live there with me
Magneto, you're neat-o,
Your helmet's less ridiculous than Namor's speedo
Magneto, I'm sweet, oh, on you

I want a guy made of adamantium
Trained with samurai, oh I'd really fancy him
Flying through the sky on a fastball special to me
Wolverine, I'm not Jean
But hey, you once dated Doreen Green,
Wolverine, I'm keen on you

I want a guy who scores high in Danger Rooms
Concussive laser eyes with a visor set to swoon
Take me for a ride in his Blackbird SR-73
Cyclops, mad props
On a Savage Land date we'd ride triceratops
Cyclops, you're tops
But Wolverine, I'm still keen
And Magneto, I'm sweet, oh, on you