From Parts Unknown

One day there was 3 kids who were high on crack and LSD named: Andy, Franco, and Zack. They were all into break dancing cows and no one knew these 3 kids would one day become famous for inventing a move called "eat the cheese and shove the carrot up your Ass!". While practicing their dance moves the 3 kids decided they wanted to make the music to dance to, which lead to them forming a band. They were to all choose an instrument: Andy picked the bongo's , Franco picked the electric Harp and Zack was decided on the Digary Doo. They called themselves "Apple Sauce and Gravy". The Apple Sauce and Gravy did very well for themselves; they even got to the top of the charts! The 3 kids then turned into young men and started getting in to punk, skacore, and other genres. "Apple Sauce and Gravy" then broke up and chose new instruments! Andy on the Drums, Franco on Guitar, and Zack on Bass. But they were missing something, but didn't discover what it was until later on when they met a guy named Crowley. He was very drunk and sadly. homeless. So the 3 young men said, "hey Crowley! Can you play an instrument?" and he replied with yes, and went on about how he can play a mean Ukilali. He played so well they threw him on guitar!