DESCRIPTION:
Lucy Is A Guy With Falsies
featuring Robert Lund and Spaff.com

Beer goggles....

Robert Lund - Primary Vocals
Paul Averitt - Guitar
Big Mike Richardson - Bass
Brad Swiger - Drums
Bob Emmet - Keys
Seamonkey - Backing vocals
Glenn Milam and Seamonkey - Screaming Meanies

--- Lyrics ---

Picture yourself in a bar on a Tuesday
With Hindenburg dreams and beer-goggle eyes...
Two barstools down is a gal that is sporting
A chest of unusual size!
Angora sweater all fuzzy and pink,
Pulled tightly over her breasts
Just like the girl in the Jugs Magazine,
But you're wrong....

Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies... AHHHHHHH!!!

Swallow them down, beers and shots by the gallon,
She's hard on the peepers, but she's yours tonight!
Can't help but smile as you stare at the Tetons
That soon you are hoping to hike!
Hailing a taxi you go for the score
Taking her back to your place!
Jump in the sack as it spins and goes black until morn....

Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies... AHHHHHHH!!!

Picture yourself the next day you awaken,
With cranial clanging, with hangover prize....
Why are her breasts over there on the nightstand?
It's too late when you realize....

Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies!
Lucy is a guy with falsies!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!