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B! Davis - Hey Derrickman!

VERSE 1
barrels and barrels of what the hell is that smell, that's money my friend
perilous traveling, chasing the well. just gimme a sip gimmie a smell
of that money, that greed. i'm green with envy and i want it i want it that rigs callin me

but i'm kinda hungover, ol bertha came over last night about quarter to three
damn boots are still wet and I can't find my hard hat, drills pointing his fingers at me
all two and a half he's got left on his hand, that's more than the teeth in his head
ol drill aint got poontang is 17 hitches and i came to work drunk again

Chorus
(He Said) hey derrick man, dope brush in hand, well what's left of that hand anyway
the company hand shut us down due to wind, looks like it' s just you and me

VERSE 2
reluctantly, REPEAT, reluctantly, the poor little dope brush and me
the drill had a permit for a hole in his eye the consultant could never forsee.
I squinted my eyes, confused, as his nubbynubs pinched the backside of my arm (down the v door )
the three of us, drill, the dope brush and me, too drunk to know who i are

Chorus
(He Said) hey derrick man, with dope brush in hand, well what's left of that hand anyway
I'd dope this stick, but that one time you stuck, a red solo cup on my helmet

Bridge
now this is the point that shit got straight fucked up
all the vulgarities in the bakken can not
describe in a near miss or a jsa form,
what took place in the doghouse on rig 24

VERSE 3
happy birthday to me, the driller began to sing
i begged, i pleaded, i tried to reason, drill, the dope brush didn't do anything.
but he huffed and he puffed, and he blew the o ring out of me
then he set me on the healing shelf next to the v door key

Chorus
(He Said) hey derrick man, dope brush in hand, well what's left of that brush anyway
tomorrow you're humpin' the pipe for the worm, it's a ginsel's life for me