DESCRIPTION:
a jumble sale of bits and bobs -- for your summer fun

lyrics:

GET YR MITTS OFF

tried my best to warn you that it didn't add up
tried me best to warn you but you wouldn't shut up
it's a tad embarrassing no-one gives a fuck

having no fun at all made inevitable
mr. miserable i'm warning you
get your mitts off what I love

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I'M A VIRGIN

cruising up suddenly all over me
suddenly right up on me
go slowly! go slowly!
i'm afraid i'm a virgin

grooving up slowly now cleverer than me
what do you even want off of me?
be careful! be careful!
i'm afraid i'm a virgin

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IT'S COMING OUT

it's coming out
uh huh oh yeah

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O I REALLY LOVE MY MEN

o i really love my men
yes i really do love them
o i really love those men
yes i really do love them

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IT'S HARD TO BE THE BEST

people often say to me
"myles you must be crazy
you could be getting paid by now
really properly paid"

and I always say to them
"well that's not really your problem
now please go far away from me
you're really bothering me"

people often say to me
"myles you must be lazy
it surely is your tragic flaw
you could be doing more and more"

and I always say to them
"no that's not really my problem
now please go far away from me
you're really bothering me"

people often say to me
"myles you must be lonely
working all that racket out
you really could get out and about"

and I always say to them
"well that's not really your problem
and anyway what else would I do?
I'm hardly going to hang out with you

am I? am I? am I?"

it's hard to be the best
when no one else has taste
it's hard to be the best
you feel it's going to waste

you do

sipping an ice cold beer
laughing in your face
in the smoking area
of that old eileen's place

it must be so
humiliating
it must be so humiliating
humiliating it must be so

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I'D LIKE A KISS ON HOLIDAY

i'd like a kiss on holiday

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TURKEYS

look at me
would you look at me?

can't you see?
i'm your enemy
can't you see...?

it seems to me the turkeys have flown in
it seems to me the turkeys are roosting

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O GOD WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME PLEASE

o god why won't you help me please

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CHE TRINNERS

at trinity college
i met the cream of ireland
rich and thick
with checkered dress sense
laughing at knackers
planning bombs for their concerts
then heading to england
to work for the bank

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IT'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT

it's something important
of course it's important
it's something important
it's waiting for me

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GOD I WANT A KISS ON HOLIDAY

god i want a kiss on holiday

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TOOK ON AMERICA AND WON

i made my first enemy over faggotry
a free spirit like this wouldn't bother normally
everybody's my friend
everybody's my friend except for you now
i don't like you now
do you want to know why?
you're a meanie-pie
a big old meanie

who beat me up in your kitchen
who slapped me around your house
so much fuss and bother over the odd blouse
everybody's my friend
everybody's my friend except for you
but what's it got to do with the CIA anyway?
do you wanna know what?
your a meanie-pot
a big old meanie

help me! help me!
i'm not a crusty

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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

what are you up to?

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IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

it's none of your business