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A parody of the hit pop song by Lorde called "Royals" written with Major League Baseball in mind. Go Royals! Lyrics below ↓

There's lots of funny parodies out there for the Royals song by Lorde, but nothing is coming close to this version! Kansas City Royals fans everywhere are going to have a new theme song.

This is way better than the key of awesome or Bart Baker but for totally different reasons. Let's go Kansas City Royals - Kings of the MLB!

"Royals" Parody Starring:

Singer: John Leslie Long

Boxing guy 1: Riley Burr

Boxing guy 2: Isaac Roscher

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"Royals" Parody - Sung by John Leslie Long
"Royals" Parody - Audio Recording by John Leslie Long
"Royals" Parody - Directed by Aaron Durkalski
"Royals" Parody - Edited by Aaron Durkalski
"Royals" Parody - Lyrics by Aaron Lage
"Royals" Parody - Sound Engineer: John Long

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"Royals" Parody Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
A baseball diamond green and fresh
I cut my teeth on series rings in the 80s
I'm quite proud of my address
In a crazy town, Kansas City
But every year it's like bullpens, dugouts, swingin' for the fences
Homeruns, strikeouts, trashin' the opponents
We don't care, we're driving homers in our dreams
But everybody's like, Cardinals, Red Sox, what about the Yankees
Mets, Braves, Marlins, Tigers and the Phillies
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

Chorus
Cuz you'll never beat the Royals
It don't run in your blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We create a different kind of buzz.
We will be your rulers
Kings of the MLB
And baby we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule
It's not just a fantasy

[Verse two]
The fans and I - we've cracked the code
We count our wins on the plane from your city
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this
We've only come for glory

But every year it's like bullpens, dugouts, swingin' for the fences
Homeruns, strikeouts, trashin' the opponents
We don't care, we're driving homers in our dreams
But everybody's like, Cardinals, Red Sox, what about the Yankees
Mets, Braves, Marlins, Tigers and the Phillies
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair

Cuz you'll never beat the Royals
It don't run in your blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We create a different kind of buzz.
We will be your rulers
Kings of the MLB
And baby we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule, we'll rule
It's not just a fantasy

Bridge Lyrics
ooh ooh oh
We're even better than we dreamed
We'll beat every other team
ooh ooh oh
Life is great at 'The K'
Winning every single game

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