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Lyrics -

ALDOLPHO
I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho
A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho
Well lovely miss I am the same Aldolpho
I introduce myself
I am Aldolpho!

DROWSY
Nice to meet you, shall we?

ALDOPHO
Not so fast . . .
So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho
I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho
The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho
When I repeat myself
I am Aldolpho!

DROWSY
Understood.

ALDOLPHO
I can sing it high -- Aldolpho
I can sing it low -- Aldolpho
I can sing it very fast -- Aldolpho
I can sing it very slow . . .ly
I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now let us see if you can remember my name...

DROWSY
I'll give it a shot.

ALDOLPHO
Now who's the fellow that you see?

DROWSY
Aldolpho.

ALDOLPHO
And how should you refer to me?

DROWSY
Aldolpho.

ALDOLPHO
And who is it I'll always be?

DROWSY
Aldolpho.

ALDOLPHO
Now sing it proudly!

DROWSY
You are Aldolpho!

ALDOLPHO
Now let me spell it out for you
For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason
Because maybe you are hard of hearing or something -- I don't know
It goes A-A-A-A-A-A-L
DO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOL
F-F-F-F-F-FO

I am Aldolpho!
Aldolpho.