DESCRIPTION:
I know chirstmas is over but its just so FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!



Lyrics:
On The First Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
A Dismembered Dead Zombie

On The Second Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Two Shotgun Shells

On The Third Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Three Shots Vodka

On The Fouth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Sent To Me
Four Severed Limbs

On The Fith Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Five Brains, not my brains

On The Sixth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Six Slack Jaw Splattings

On The Seventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Seven Bottle Vodka

On The Eight Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Eight Bowels Bursting

On The Nineth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Nine Swords Slashing

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Ten Meat Sacks Molting

On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Eleven Cases Vodka

On The Twelveth Day Of Christmas, My True Love SentTo Me
Twelve Filthy Schweinhunds

Thanks heaven there's not thirteen days
Spirit of Christmas Die
One more one
On the thirteenth day, my true love would kill dempsey