DESCRIPTION:
How To Have Sex with Canadians (2009)
Words by: Janine Stoll
Music by: The DoneFors
Produced by: The DoneFors
Recorded and mixed by: Brian Lahaie
Mastered by: Joao Carvalho
Brian Lahaie - drums, vocals
Miss Emily Brown - vocals
Paul MacDougall - guitar, vocals
Liam Smith - bass, vocals
Janine Stoll - vocals, guitar

LYRICS

Pokin’ around an old bordello
To feast on a trivial pursuit
This is the place for a fool to flourish
When I’m down I am done with me

Am I a fly or I am vapor?
Could I be just a silhouette?
Where is the place the daughters go to relieve?
This is the place for somebody else
Not me

Here is the part I emulate a wallflower
No is the part I see you play at being coy
Three empty words could never do any harm
Be alarmed

We only bid to play out a dance
Devoid of any thrill
Killed of the romance
This is the way it goes we know it’s about
It’s about how you gonna get it

What is your name? It’s unimportant
‘Cause I won’t commit it any way
List of qualifications? Unnecessary
I am down I am down I am down

Chorus

We only know the distance
That our own nerve can travel
And who can be the judge of
Somebody else’s bag
Tonight I will dissect you
Like a woman that you once knew
Like the one you lost your heart to
Leave you running stag

Chorus