DESCRIPTION:
Tom, Dick or Harry is a show tune from the Cole Porter musical, Kiss Me, Kate, introduced on Broadway on December 30, 1948 by Lisa Kirk (as Bianca); Harold Lang (as Lucentio); Edwin Clay (as Gremio); and Charles Wood (as Hortensio). In the 1953 Hollywood film version, "Tom, Dick or Harry" was performed by Ann Miller (as Bianca), Tommy Rall (as Lucentio), Bobby Van (as Gremio) and Bob Fosse (as Hortensio).

Lyrics:

TOM, DICK OR HARRY
Performed by Ann Miller, Tommy Rall,
Bobby Van and Bob Fosse

FOSSE:
I've made a haul in all the leading rackets
From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be
And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets
Marry me, marry me, marry me

RALL:
My purse has yet to know a silver lining
Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree
But if for love unending thou art pining
Marry me, marry me, marry me

VAN:
I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician
Still spraying my decaying family tree
To give a social lift to thy position
Marry me, marry me, marry me
Marry me!
FOSSE & RALL: Marry me!
VAN: Marry me!
FOSSE & RALL: Marry me!
VAN: Marry me!
FOSSE: Marry me!
RALL: Marry me!

MILLER:
I'm a maid who would marry
And will take with no qualm
Any Tom, Dick or Harry
Any Harry, Dick or Tom
I'm a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, Dick or Harry
Any Tom, Harry or Dick

FOSSE: I'm the man thou shouldst marry
MILLER: Howdy, Pop!
FOSSE: Howdy, Mom
RALL: I'm the man thou shouldst marry
MILLER: Art thou Harry, Dick or Tom?
VAN: I'm the man thou shouldst marry
MILLER: Howdy, pal!
VAN: Howdy, chick!
MILLER: Art thou Tom, Dick or Harry?
ALL: Call me Tom, Harry or Dick

ALL:
I'm (She's) a maid who would marry
And would no longer tarry
I'm (She's) a maid who would marry
May my hopes not miscarry!
I'm (She's) a maid mad marry
And will take double-quick
MILLER:
Any Tom, Dick or Harry
Any Tom, Harry or Dick
ALL:
A-dicka-dick, a-dicka-dick, a-dicka-dick
A-dicka-dick, a-dicka-dick, a-dicka-dick
A-dicka-dick, a-dicka-dick

(Dance Sequence)

MILLER:
Any Tom, Dick or Harry
Any Tom, Harry or Dick



In this song, during a musical performance of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew (the subplot of Kate), three suitors (Gremio, Lucentio and Hortensio) compete to win Bianca's affections (Gremio claiming wealth; Hortensio offering social standing; and Lucentio with a promise of love). Whereas other songs from Kiss Me, Kate (such as "So in Love" and "Too Darn Hot") were released as singles and achieved commercial success outside the show ("So in Love" reached the top ten on the Hit Parade in 1949 and has since been covered by scores of recording artists), "Tom, Dick or Harry" was written expressly to advance the Shrew subplot and is, therefore, a showtune in the truest sense of the word. This is why many studio (non-cast) recordings of Kiss Me, Kate do not include the song. Perhaps the best-known example of this is Frank Sinatra's Kiss Me, Kate studio album which is part of his four album (four show) project that also includes Finian's Rainbow (1947), South Pacific (1949) and Guys and Dolls (1950) and which he produced in 1963 to promote his fledgling label, Reprise Records; hence the project title, the star-studded Reprise Musical Repertory Theatre.