DESCRIPTION:
Harvey Danger unreleased alternate version of Pity and Fear (Dead Sea Scrolls)

Lyrics:
I read your diary,
I wasn't too impressed by what I found there.
A healthy ego never hurt anyone,
but that's kinda ridiculous!
Conquests with illustrations, social critique,
but not a lot of heart, man.
Now, you're effortlessly brilliant, beautiful, and arrogant.
Your tastes extravagant, your manner elegant,
but you only fuck for pleasure--Love is cruel and so are you.

Did you ever know you're my tragic hero?
You be the pity, I'll be the fear.
And every last Valmont will know--
What a truly great man you are!

In a dressing gown she said to me, quote:
"Forsake your reputation,
Deflower me, defile me!
Take my virginity,
Treat me callously.
I know you love me."
I lost my nerve, I lost her number.
I fell into a restless unattractive slumber.
My sister's laughing at me--
She thinks I'm soft, I think she's right!
I think I've fallen in love with a saint.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

You're acting like you think I'm quite taken with you,
Nothing could be further from what is true.
And if I repeat that line a hundred times--
Maybe I'll believe it too.

(soft) A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Did you ever know you're my tragic hero?
You be the pity, I'll be the fear.
And every last descendant will know--
What a truly great man you truly are...
Some wear their politics like an aura,
Some take it on like a mantle,
Some can't hold a candle,
Some touch, some dabble--
But not you!

T-t-tragic hero--You're my tragic hero.
Such a tragic hero--Who's my tragic hero?