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An Emily Carter original. For Jon, whom I adore.

Hey it's been a while, how's your newest fix?
Seems she's got a taste for a mouthful of dic-
tionaries haven't enough words to say
all the lovely ways in which i'd like to claim

your girlfriend is a cunt x2

she's as false as Santa Claus and just as fat
in treating you well, y'know, she surely lacks
cheating on you, bitching at you night and day
it's a wonder that she hasn't made you gay

your girlfriend is a cunt x2 (or 4, depending on audience)

calling you at 3am just to yell
"oh my god I saw this bitch post 'hey' on your Facebook wall who the fuck is she"
making your financial life a living hell
"okay if you want me to come see you you have to pay for my gas money and phone bill so I can text all my friends while we're hanging out"
Can't you see she's crazy and unhealthy, too?
"I'm gonna fuck all your friends while we're dating and take pictures of you while you sleep"
I'm just saying this because I care about you!

your girlfriend is a cunt x4