DESCRIPTION:
From the mix tape S.T.F.U.

https://theavatar.bandcamp.com/album/stfu-the-mixtape

Instrumental: J Dilla "Jungle Love" - I do NOT own any copyrights to this beat or the images represented in this video.

This album is available for FREE download at the link posted above.

Avatar The Vanguard "Remington Steele"

From the Keystone Cops to Jones and Mahoney
Every Smokey's out to throw your bones in pokey
Jake and the Fat Man, pigs eating baloney
Doing karaoke with the theme song to Axl Foley
Phony b.o.l.o's to get perps singing like Yoko Ono
Call in the S.V.U. cuz Ice loves Coco
Got me hooked & booked off unpaid parking tickets
Show me the search warrant & I'll tell you where to stick it
Like conjugal visits for the deaf, dumb and blind
Every cop with a mustache thinks they're Magnum PI
Grabbin' my nuts, searchin' my pockets for dubs
Lockin' me up for drugs like Crocket & Tubbs
Word to Sargeant Murtaugh, I'm too old for this shit
Fuckin' Rizzoli & Isles until their ovaries split
Hot Fuzz in furry handcuffs, PT calesthenics
Flash my dick to teen prostitutes, I'm the Bad Lietenant
Your ass: I'm in it, flu cavity search
Impersonating a police officer, this badge really works
Got the naked gun like Frank Drebbin and it's a Lethal Weapon
Aim it at your pussy and pull a 211
Reno 911 I let it dangle
On 21 Jumpstreet doing party favors with Charlie's Angels
Walker Texas Ranger ain't got shit on me
Fuck Chuck Norris' beard, you'll need the whole artillery
When I'm taking Pelham 123, killafornia Christopher Dorner
Put it on the Wire when I hit the corner to kill a snitch informer
Then go south of the border on the 405 freeway
Straight to Adelita's to pick up hookers in TJ
Wanna open up a cold case? Make it a Heineken
Or go catch Biggie's killer...we know you'll never turn him in
The blue line is too thin, in L.A. every day is Training Day
All these cops are on the take, riding on the gravy train
Taking aim, time to turn off the dash-cam
And shake down a couple punks, power-tripping like Pac Man
Throw your rights in the trash can. Who's the Man?
Never saw the movie but I bumped the shit outta that soundtrack
New Jack City, King of New York
Go file your reports, I'll see Judge Harry in Night Court
Excessive use of force, they give you the wood shampoo
Because they said that Jesus portrait was a gang tattoo
And if you cop an attitude a cop will beat the shit out you
Leave you black and blue and find some shit to plant on you
Stomp you out like it's a dance move, do the Stacey Koon
Playing drumbeats on your head, can you name that tune?

If you think I hate all cops you got me wrong
When I was a little kid I looked up to Ponch & John
But they been hawking' me since I was a teenager
Looking for a Fall Guy...but I ain't Lee Majors
And you ain't Robocop, Kojack or Nash Bridges
Why are you on my tail? The one-armed man did it!
Patting me down, saying I broke a loiter law
I think the spot you're looking for is a few doors down: the Blue Oyster Bar
No Coinstar, I won't drop a dime
Arrest David Caruso for his acting if you want to stop a crime
Got a bulls eye on my head like a Target bargain price
Take that shit back to Mayberry, Barney Fife.