DESCRIPTION:
This is the pidgin/signed english version of Weird Al's "eBay." I ended up having to finger spell some things and abbreviate certain words for me to actually sign it in time (hey I'm still learning this). And for those who don't know who Weird Al is, he takes famous songs and changes the lyrics to something funny. This one is a parody off the song "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys. Hope you guys like it :) (please see that I signed with ASL vocabulary but signed it in Pidgin sign).

**Note: I do not own this song, all rights are owned and protected by Warner Music Group.

"eBay"
(I tried something new...gloss is in caps under lyrics)

Yeah
YES..
A used ... pink bathrobe
USED PINK BATHROBE
A rare ... mint snowglobe
RARE NEW GLOBE
A Smurf ... TV tray
[SMURF] TV TRAY
I bought on eBay
I BUY WITH [EBAY]

My house ... is filled with this crap
MY HOUSE HAS MUCH THINGS
Shows up in bubble wrap
ARRIVES IN BUBBLE WRAP
Most every day
EVERY DAY
What I bought on eBay
WHAT I BUY WITH [EBAY]

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
WHY? I WANT PET ROCK
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
WHY? I BUY ALARM CLOCK
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
WHY? I WANT MANS FAKE HAIR
They had it on eBay
HAVE WITH [EBAY]

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
I BUY YOUR THING
Just check ... my feedback
CHECK MY FEEDBACK
"A++!" they all say
[A]PLUS THEY SAY
They love me on eBay
THEY LOVE ME WITH [EBAY]

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
WANT TO BUY DAMAGED GOLF BAG
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
WANT TO BUY [TY], NEW
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
FROM A MAN I NEVER MET BEFORE
Found him on eBay
FOUND WITH [EBAY]

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
I ENJOY SNIPING YOU
With two seconds left to go, whoa
IN LAST SECONDS
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
VISA, ANYTHING, WHAT YOU WANT
As long as I've got the dough
IF I RECEIVE MONEY

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
I BUY YOUR THINGS
Sell me ... your watch, please
SELL ME YOUR WATCH, PLEASE
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I BUY, I BUY, I BUY, I BUY
I'm highest bidder now
I'M HIGHEST BIDDER NOW

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
GARBAGE ARRIVES IN MAILBOX
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
FROM WORLD GARAGE SALE
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
LOOK! ASHTRAY FROM [TV]
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
OH YES, I BUY WITH [EBAY]

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
WANT TO BUY [PM] LUNCHBOX
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
WANT TO BUY CASE OF LONG SOCKS
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
WANT TO BUY, DRE USED TISSUE
(Found it on eBay)
FOUND WITH [EBAY]

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
WANT TO BUY (CHARLIES ANGELS) POSTER
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
PEZ AND TOASTER MACHINES
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
DONT KNOW WHY, YOU USUALLY DISPOSE
(I'll buy on eBay)
I BUY WITH [EBAY]

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
WHAT I BUY WITH [EBAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y]