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SATURDAY MOURNING

My Little Pony, killed secretly

Berenstain Bears, lost gall bladders

Mr. Fox poached, rich bitch fur coat

Curious George, brain filled with surge



Saturday morning is a blur



If cartoons are too violent, what about reality

Fuck you and your morals, the deceptions that you reap



We love animals



Ladies and gentlemen, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus

Proudly presents the greatest animal trainer of all time... SATAN!



The circus is in town, turn that frown upside down

Elephants and tigers slapped around

Off to the zoo where wild beasts are enslaved

Sit around and get stared at all day

We'll go to the farm where there's a petting zoo

Kids can touch and feed what's brewing in their stew

Not stuffed fucking toys, these ones bleed a bit

Real faces, sounds that will fill your pants with shit



Saturday morning is a lie

This is not fucking Nickelodeon

Not a fucking Pixar movie

This is a place where all your furry friends are tranquilized and beat



Sounds of nature

Scream in terror

Mankind is here



We love animals

The talking dogs and singing frogs

Sock puppet lambs, mascots for fans

Fat lazy cats, chimps in weird hats

Behind closed doors

Burn them, beat them, kill them

Fuck them, they mean nothing

Chicken nuggets in fun dino shapes

Trapped in the dark, crowded together in their own shit, they wait

Ultra processed, Disney Princess spaghettios with franks

Five months of hell, can't turn around, stuck in a small metal crate



We love the greeting cards, the fruit snack sharks, and Noah's Ark

But love cannot compete with ugliness and vanity

We're always so fucking hungry



And after all the ways we think we've grown, we're still a nation of hypocrites

And after all the things we claim to know, we're still so primitive and ignorant