DESCRIPTION:
STOP THE BADGER CULL! Add your name to the e-petition here: http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/38257

Download track here: http://soundcloud.com/timclare/chris-packham-style-final

Lyrics and vocals by Tim Clare - @timclarepoet www.timclarepoet.co.uk
Video by Lisa Horton - @bearsuitband http://www.bearsuit.co.uk/
Recorded at Future Studios - http://www.futureradio.co.uk/

LYRICS

Here cometh the axeman, I'm Paxman in bracken,
Watch how I blow up this island like Fatman
On bat cam and rat cam, dat man they call Packham
Action: somebody wake up Michaela Stracchan
Back in the lairs, fox and hares in my faction
Square up to rare panda bears and cold smack em
Stack bread like Scatman, bobcats on my cat scan,
Head bobbing robins rocking like Mike Jackson

Oh yes indeed, Great Crested Grebe,
There's a turf war ahoy, Imma let it bleed
Prairie dogs born, here's some frogspawn,
I am the very model of a modern conservationist
A patient friend of any species stuck on the endangered list
Pay very close attention cos we're going to the weasel kits
In 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

CHRIS PACKHAM STYLE

Try as you might but Dat Piff don't do nothing
High as a Kite cos I'm Swift and I'm Puffin
Charting, I'm shrewd like a shrew when I dart in
Drive crews out of England just like the pine marten
I'm starting a movement aloof from the riffraff
My bars make you look on your roof for a chiffchaff
This shift that you're feeling just proves I'm a ledge, dogs
And parents hold tight, check your bonfires for hedgehogs

Off the hook styles, like a stickleback
I keep it underground -- you keep it Nickelback
Smashing Autumnwatch
Got your daughters' locked
I'm rather fond of badgers and I think that birds of prey are good
Don't ever put out milk for hedgehogs though some people say you should
And email if you spot an urban fox out in your neighbourhood
In 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

CHRIS PACKHAM STYLE