DESCRIPTION:
Parody Song from KDWB mocking Fridley. Not so much insulting as confusing seeing as we are a first ring suburb and not a country town.

Lyrics:

Im south of CR, next to New Brighton
We dont like math no reading or writing
Were called Friendly Fridley, weve got friends everywhere
More friends on facebook, people know us anywhere

All our kids got GEDs, smoke during study hall
Cant spell our own names, only drink alcohol
Make our own moonshine, in the backyard shack
Wear the same hairstyle, business front party back

Mosta the kids who work hard go to Totino Grace
Academically were always in last place
Dont believe in health food, only eat critters
Smallest girl in the town, nothing that will fit her

Psyched to drive through there, just dont stop there
Unless its day time and you work at the state fair
Your whole familys on (welfare) People love Wal-mart
And if you smell smoke its probably your front yard
In Fridley, concrete blocks your car is up on, on your front lawn

Now youre in Fridley
Your little sisters married to your dad, but its not that bad
Cause youre in Fridley, Fridley, Fridley

Put your coat and your hat on just to go party
Buicks on blocks front yard looking pretty
No place in the world could compare
Put your beers in the air everybody say yea
In Fridley, concrete blocks your car is up on, on your front lawn

Now youre in Fridley
Your little sisters married to your dad, but its not that bad
Cause youre in Fridley, Fridley, Fridley