DESCRIPTION:
I do not own this song or the lyrics. All credit given to Immortal Technique, Swave Sevah, Diabolic, etc.

Lyrics
[Intro 1]
And it's not smart to be
dumb
It's not smart to be dumb
bumb de dumb dumb
dumb
Back where I come from
it's not considered smart
to be dumb

[Intro 2]
Immortal Technique -
Okay little empanada,
time for bed
"Empanada" - Uncle Felipe
Immortal Technique -
What, what is it now?
"Empanada" - I heard that
you and my dad used to
be in a gang. Is that true?
IT - Who told you that
man, your mother. It
wasn't a gang we were
just a group of friends
Em - Did you do bad
things?
IT - No no no look we just
used to draw and stuff
and play karate, borrow
things, throw stuff, y'know
run around at night. Like
Goonies
Em - Whats a Goonie?
IT - You never heard of
Goonies before?

[Verse 1 - Immortal
Technique]
I coulda chose another life with the feds try'na get
me
Little kids putting work in like at Gap and Disney
In the whip high as shit
like Bobby and Whitney
Grab your hand and push
the mother fuckin' pedal
to sixty
Harlem cops frisk me to get me to make their
quotas
But I told ya
"Siempre hay que separar las drogas"
Bar brawl in the club
popping and rocking
georsh
Shot it out
leaving bullet holes the size of matzu balls
I love big chicks
never fucked with a slim broad
Played soccer and
hammered nails into their
shin guards
Gambled at cee lo with
Dominicans
locked in the tombs
We was there for robbing niggas for them Spanish doubloons
Remember Goonie era
graffiti of all sorts
Now they wanna foreclose on the hood to build a golf course
I'll put your hand in a
blender to make an entree
Then cut your dick and
glue it back on the wrong way

[Chorus - Immortal
Technique]
All ma revolutionary
soldiers
better ride
My word is mathematics
bitch
numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
dead
I'm still alive
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
program rappers better hide
I serve revenge out the
freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
and you safe
niggas lied
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die

[Verse 2 - Swave Sevah]
Im a certified goonie
the type a burgla rob ya crib
And leave it smellin like sour and Afghan gooey
Life is a movie but yours was filmed on a greener screen
I give you pure uncut raw
no deleted scenes
War with a broadsword
dumping a tech nine
Slit your throat
give you a Colombian neck-tie(aghhh)
The best buy to get we let die
let fly the next guy to try some shit
Listen
a few words just to describe my clique
We like a gang of spartans walking on the Gaza strip
Never say die its time to fight and we never run
My Goonies rob niggas for jewelery we call em treasure hunts
Let him front like he a tough guy with wippe?
I'll hit em
slug turn him to one eye willy watery
grave hide ya chips
I'll hijack ya boat load and cruise away on my pirate ship

[Hook - Immortal
Technique]
All my revolutionary
soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics
bitch
numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
dead im still alive
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
program rappers better
hide
I serve revenge out the
freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
and you safe
niggas lied
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die

[Verse 3 - Diabolic]
Before Duncan Penderhuse was runnin' with dougie doug
My team got away with murder
we ain't fit the bloody glove
Those jungle breeze and we come to feed our hungry cubs
With hoes pulling out our pipes like Goonies under country clubs
Let these funny thugs
know whoever steps in 'Bolic's spot Is getting crushed with solid rock the jester copper pot
I suggest the drama stops
I'll flood blocks with mustard gas
You're up shit's creek
in a rubber raft cut in half
Cross my fucking path
I'll dare you
I'll mangle who lit the fuse
Quick to lose my marbles like Mikey replacing his with jewels
Watching y'all enslave the game
I'm forced to say the truth
Break the chains quick like sloth reaching for a baby ruth
We got AD proof and whores in daisy dukes extra low
While fat bitches do the truffle shuffle just to get in
shows
Fuck what your record sold respect the code and recognize
The rebel tribe that my people kept alive will never die

[Chorus - Immortal
Technique]
All ma' revolutionary
soldiers better ride
My word is mathematics
bitch numbers never lie
So even if they tell you I'm
dead I'm still alive
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die
Witness protection
program rappers better
hide
I serve revenge out the
freezer niggas never slide
So if they tell you I'm gone
and you safe
niggas lied
Because mother fucker
Goonies never die