DESCRIPTION:
The Best Christmas Panto Song in the World. LYRICS:

All of this silly life is just a panto
Thinking we have the answers when we don't know;
Playing the parts of villains or of heroes
'Til adding it all together comes to zero
Hardly believe that all depends on a dice throw --

But we're all in the game
And we'll all be the players
All be the payers in the end-

And so we'll
Wear funny hats and roll up the mats for dancing
Drink all the toasts and eat all the roasts we've been fancying
Play all the games, ask all our friends and relations
Put up the tree and all of the old decorations
Unwrap our gifts with suitable elation

For we're all in the game
And we'll all be the players
All be the payers in the end-

And so we'll
Each play our part and right from the start we'll be cheery
We'll drink all the booze, let everything loose 'til we're bleary
And Cinders will find peace of mind in the arms of Prince Charming
And though Cousin Fred's peculiar head looks alarming
He'll be happy to know no-one wants him to go, it's disarming

Cos we're all in the game
And we'll all be the players
All be the payers in the end.....