DESCRIPTION:
A song with more fitting lyrics into the life of an average person.

Voiceovers by Peter Hufton and Samuel Kulasingham.

All rights go to the original - Eminem - Stan (ft. Dido)
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Lyrics
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Dear Slim,
I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies or something
Not seen you in ages, we could watch the new Batman
How about the director huh? Christopher Nolan?
I've heard they're gonna put Robin in too, that's just haunting
Bale's a great actor, but there ain't no replacing
The missing part of Joker, Heath Ledger was amazing
I really like what you've done to the house, it's really charming
I saw it on the 9 oclock news this morning
People all love you now that you have money
Don't forget about your old friends though, your true buddies
I was going to email you but then I thought of calling
Youset up your skype yet? If not, no worries
I'll see you in person soon anyway, I'm sure
Just thought it would be great to be able to hear
Your voice again so I've left a message
Drop one back, you're the man, get in touch, your buddie Stan

Hey Stan -- I've been busy paint so I only just got this,
How life? Hope everything is good down at the office.
Sorry, I already went to see batman with Alice.
Did I tell you about her? She really likes my phallus
But you should catch the film, it's vintage Chris Nolan,
But how about this, I've got some coupons for the bowling
I don't like those shows they give you so I went ahead and bought some
The perks of having money are you can but things that are awesome
Like an another spare house key, You know how I always lose them,
And last time I lost them, I had to kick the doors in,
I gave the extra set to Mr and Mrs Dawson
My opposite neighbours, I'd rather them than the Jacksons,
I wish I had good neighbours like yours, I have crap ones,
So, Meet you on Sunday, some time outside home bargains?
I can't make the evening, so it'll have to be afternoon,
Good to hear from you; PS, might need a hand lifting soon.

Dear Slim
I crack up at that nickname every time
Can't believe you've had it all the way since year nine
Anyway, this alice girl she sounds really nice
You should introduce me to her friends some time
Thanks for asking about the job but I got fired
I didn't go in one day because I was tired
I get my first round of benefits soon
It's come just in time, I need a new serving spoon
Bowling sounds great but it can't be on Sunday
I'm going out the night before, hope that's okay
Going drinking with the lads, we're offto the new place
That's opened in town, you should come too, hey!
Don't mind the noise in the background , /I'm at the zoo
If you'd have got in touch earlier you could have come too
Here, listen to see if you can hear the monkeys
They're really funny, there's one that's really chunky
Oh shit, my iphone

Alright Stan -- sorry to hear about your iphone,
Ran into you Saturday night briefly, then you left me alone,
I wandered around bars a bit, about to stagger home,
Went the kebab shop, ordered a calzone,
He must have misheard my order, I ended up with a doner,
I don't where any of you went, I felt like goner
Someone must have spiked my drink, I passed out on the corner,
I had a weird dream I was with Malcom in the sauna
I feel like when we were in Rainbow's I wasn't that drunk,
But the bar was strange -- guys kept calling me a hunk
I guess they're just fans, since I supported daft punk,
I was trying to hit on girls, no success, my ego shrunk,
After waking up on the sidewalk, I don't remember I thing,
BTW don't tell Alice I went out drinking,
But the weirdest thing happened at the end of the night,
I ran into this girl, and she seamt kinda nice
We went over the her places, turned out the lights,
Slipped my dick inside, gave her anal delights.
When I woke up in the monrning, I had to think twice,
I rolled myself over, there was a guy on the right,
His sweaty bearded face slowly crept into view
I hurriedly put on my shirt, trousers and shoes.
Now his front door is locked, I don't know what to do
Come to think of it, he was... He was you.