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Music & Lyrics by Dani & Zack
Production by Zack
Video by Dani


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LYRICS

Most of tyria's people are pretty and cute
They all have the most perfect boobs
Everyone loves them in their skimpy clothes
Veterans, casuals and noobs
Cultural armor never fails
Human females

Where do you go when you have too much coin?
Or you've just spent your paycheck on gems?
Lady luck is a bitch and zommoros is too
'Cause pres only drop for your friends
Tomorrow you will try some more
The mystic forge

If you're too lazy to look something up
Asking randoms is always the way
Spamming your guild adds and pinging your loot
And trolls trolling all through the day
Their constant fighting makes me mad
That's the map chat

You'd think that a whole tour would take pretty long
But who goes through se p2?
Hotw only sometimes
And Aetherpath never with noobs
That way you'll be quick for sure
A dungeon tour

It is the place where no one can find
The dungeon stuff guy anymore
Destroyed and rebuilt so many times
I hope it survives heart of thorns
'Cause every time it breaks my heart
That's lion's arch

They look really cool and you want those ap
They don't seem that hard in the guide
You fall on your ass until you go insane
Good thing they're something you can buy
At least the view is beautiful
Jumping puzzles

So we're playing for hours each and every day
It brings us much joy and much fun
If something goes wrong or we don't like what we see
All fingers point at Colin Johanson
Don't tell me you don't blame him too
That's guild wars 2