DESCRIPTION:
The year was 2003, nu metal was topping the metal charts and only one band dared to stand against it (by writing another nu metal song). Side Project!
This edit of the video is slightly different from what was played on TV (only because we couldn't find the final cut...which had the goat in it).
Stream/download this song and the remixes on all good music sites or at
www.newprojectonline.com

Lyrics:

Here we go, It’s another fuckin rap metal band
With another fucking gimmick for the merchandise stand
Coz I don’t feel for real any of this that I sing about
It’s just some swearwords to sling about
Maybe I should explain, so that you understand
Normal people have therapy, I have a band
And I whine and cry when I’m on the mike
About how the world can’t do me right
Yeah I gots to moan when I don’t get my own way
Coz apart from that I got fuck all to say
So gimme your cash, and hand me a tissue
Coz I’m a pussy with issues

Boo fucking hoo
Nobody cares about you
Boo fucking hoo
Wah
Wah

I’m so hardcore, you best beware
From my wallet chain to my stupid hair
I’m so fucked up, I’m gonna lose it
I’ll even dye my beard to prove it
You call this metal? No, don’t be fooled, kids
If it was really heavy metal, it’d sound like this…

But we can’t play that fast
That’s why I bought a scary mask

My guitarist only plays on one string
He’s been playing the same riff since he was fifteen
Yeah my guitarist only uses one string
And I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because

This is the part where I scream
And cry
And moan
And whine

Cause my mommy fucked me in the ass with a clown-shaped dildo for six years
And then my girlfriend dumped me
And really, I feel so alone because all my issues are made-up
But that's ok cause I can write lots of shitty music
And make heaps of money
While everyone feels sorry for me
Poor little me
Poor little me

It’s time
For some nice melodic
Radio-friendly singing
Radio-friendly singing
Yeah

The kids will lap it up coz
They’re pissed off coz
They’ve got zits
They’ve got zits
And I feel their pain coz
Once I had a zit too man, a really big one…

But let’s not forget
I’m really angry
And mean

Boo fucking hoo
Nobody cares about you
Boo fucking hoo
Wah
Wah

Just shut the fuck up