DESCRIPTION:
In another stroke of pure genius, Glenn Bulthuis and the Tonedeafs hail the beauty inherent in all residents of Calvin College's Eldersveld Hall, specifically the third floor.

Why am I posting this, you ask? Well, Glenn Bulthuis is a musical genius. And, I'm rather partial to this song, seeing as I'm a resident of the third floor of said dorm. :)

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1! 2! 1, 2, 3!

Well, we were cruisin' down the Beltline
Late last Saturday night,
Lookin' for some action in the dorms
When my eyes did stop to see her -
My brakes slammed on the beater (?) -
There was somethin' up there I'd never seen before!

'Cause there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
Lookin' as sweet as any schoolgirl can;
Yeah, there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
I just hope that she's not Canadian!

Well, we put that coupe in low,
You gotta take it real, real slow;
You don't see something like this everyday!
Well, turn down that disco junk,
Get the binoculars out of the trunk,
And focus in before she runs away!

'Cause there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
Lookin' as sweet as any schoolgirl can!
Yeah, there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
I just hope that she's not Dooyeweerdian!

All right - walk the dog, yeah!

All right, here we go!

Well now, I went up to her floor,
Knock, knock, knockin' on her dorm room door;
I said, "Lady love, I've come to set you free!
Uh-huh."
Well, I heard her turn the lock,
And I really got a shock
At the sight that I was just about to see.

You see, now, behind her in the door,
Stand about six-foot-four,
Was a guy with a maple leaf embroidered to his jeans!
(Oh, Canada!)
Well, his northern anger rose;
He jammed a hockey stick up my nose -
The next thing I remember was the Blodgett Emergency!

'Cause there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
Lookin' as sweet as any schoolgirl can!
Yeah, there's a new girl in the window of third-floor Eldersveld tonight,
It's too bad that she was Cana -
Too bad that she was Cana -
Too bad that she was Canadian!

Whoo!