DESCRIPTION:
Ted Bear Rap by Derek Miller.
1H version by 1H Studio.

Text:
UGH!
Nature!
Yeah!

I'm straight barracuda!
Pug with a new bone!
Thug with a fanny pack!
Slug with a foot long!
Goddamn platypus;
I don't give a fuck!
Stinger on my tail,
And 40 foot nuts!
'Cause this is nature;
I was born to survive!
I'm Hurricane Ted,
I'm category five!
Also known as a dung beetle;
Running this shit!
Piss in my river,
Get a fish up in your dick!
UGH!

Yeah!
Ted Bear in this mother-fucka'!
Goddamn!