DESCRIPTION:
A song about puck bunnies, dedicated to my friends Catherine and Susanne who are NOT puck bunnies. This song is on my ALBUM, which you can buy here: http://bandcamp.com/live2tivo

LYRICS and CHORDS
They'd give a kidney, to get with Sidney [D G]
I'd give an arm to do them harm [A D]
They're so obnoxious and they're so awful [D G]
I wish they would go and watch some baseball [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Quick blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Toews shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They're not loyal to any one team [D G]
They're fans of anyone that's winning [A D]
So if the Penguins, have a bad season [D G]
It's hello, Blackhawks or maybe Bruins [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Fleury blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Talbot shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

They'll go Wild for all of the Lightning [D G]
And say "put in my five hole," to any Red Wing [A D]
They want the Thrashers, Kings, and Flames [D G]
And they're like Predators to the Hurricanes [A D]
Because they're so damn stupid and so damn cocky [D A]
But they know next to nothing about hockey [G D A]

Because when Miller blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Staal shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

Because when Luongo blocks the puck [G D]
All they to do is [cough] his brains out [G D G]
And when Stamkos shoots and scores [G D]
They want to throw him on the floor and have their way [G D A]
Puck bunnies don't know [cough] about hockey, [G D A G]
Because they're there to play a different game [G A D]

And they're driving me insane! [G A D]