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Gie us a break for goodness sake, goin mental, the wife, shes in a state. Shes goin oot and she says she cannae wait, the taxis at the front door full of all her mates, their goin to a quiz night and she says shell no be late, I bet when she gets in, shell be in a drunken state, Im hiding under the duvet incase she wants tae mate, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Now if I was a skater, youd think that I could skate, if your roof was letting in, Id say youd lost a slate.
The wife she says she gies me everythin on a plate, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Well when Im lying fast asleep Im always wide awake, my pal big Wallace had bother wae his plate, Im never in a hurry but Im always very late, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
So gie me a break for goodness sake, goin mental, the wife, shes in a state. Shes goin oot and she says she cannae wait, the taxis at the front door full of all her mates, their goin to a quiz night and she says shell no be late, I bet when she gets in, shell be in a drunken state, Im hiding under the duvet incase she wants tae mate, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Now if I was a baker, Id huv tae bake a cake.
When people go tae church, they go tae congregate.
If I was livin in America, Id be livin in a state, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Well Im bending over backwards, but still im standing straight, If it wiznae fur big hooker we widnae get a steak, the pie Im gonnae eat, just past its sell by date, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
So gie me a break for goodness sake, goin mental, the wife, shes in a state. Shes goin oot and she says she cannae wait, the taxis at the front door full of all her mates, their goin to a quiz night and she says shell no be late, I bet when she gets in, shell be in a drunken state, Im hiding under the duvet incase she wants tae mate, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Well if ye want tae take accumulate dont ever speculate, if it wiznae for a kit kat ye widnae get a break, the wife, shes on a diet and she says shes loosin weight, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
Well if I didnae get up early, I widnae stay out late, I know its no my birthday but Im gonnae celebrate. A writing this wee song might get me my big break, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!
So gie me a break for goodness sake, goin mental, the wife, shes in a state. Shes goin oot and she says she cannae wait, the taxis at the front door full of all her mates, their goin to a quiz night and she says shell no be late, I bet when she gets in, shell be in a drunken state, Im hiding under the duvet incase she wants tae mate, chance wid be a fine thing, chance wid be a fine thing, chance wid be a fine thing, Aye Right!