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The Best Golf Song Ever...
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Mac D & Big Daddy are Tactic 55
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"Stick It In The Hole"

Tee it up, boys, Worm Burner...
I guess your next...
The guy before you - lost his balls in my rough...

How'd you like a "Double Eagle"

Well I remember it like it was yesterday
She had a smile that would take my breath away
She was more lovely and temperate than a midsummer's day
She had me swept away in a Shakespeare play
I bought her presents & flowers, and wrote her poetry
For dinner I request the pleasure of her company
Turns out, none of that mattered
Cuz this is what she said to me


Just Stick It In The Hole, Stick It In The Hole
Just Stick It In The Hole, Just Stick It In The Hole


I took her to Putt & Play on a bright sunny day
I gave her tunnels & funnels cuz that's how we play
Indoor or outdoor didn't matter for this game
Cuz after awhile, every hole looks the same
She was confident with her swing, didn't need to teach her how
That was fine with me, I was never one for reach-arounds
She liked it in the rough, but I'm mean on the green
Cuz I'm a Back Nine Bandit if ya know what we mean


Just Stick It In The Hole, Stick It In The Hole
Just Stick It In The Hole, Just Stick It In The Hole


As we walked up to the green, I admired the smell of the fresh cut trim
She gave me a look that said "Sink it in!"

"This might be a long shot... But I think I can drain it from here"
We had a five-way, there was foreplay on the fairway
She spread her legs and looked up at me and said
"Would you like to play through me?"
You bet I would, and did

"Your wood's got a sweet spot
Bogie! Bogie! Double Bogie! Triple Bogie!"

She wasn't the only pro on the course that day
And with a wink, she kissed my ball for luck and it worked
And with a follow through that just wouldn't quit
With no caddy, she could handle bags
That sand-trap brat
I left her wet & one-under

Just Stick It In The Hole, Stick It In The Hole
Just Stick It In The Hole, Just Stick It In The Hole