PUBLISHED: Oct 01, 2016
DESCRIPTION:
Free download from Ali Handal: http://AliHandalMusic.com
Solo acoustic performance of "Thank God for Birth Control" on the Wildflower Stage at Planet Bluegrass in Lyons CO.
"Thank God For Birth Control"
Written by: Ali Handal and Eric Schwartz
Lyrics:
Dirty diapers, sleepless nights
pacifiers, puke-stained whites
Tempest in a sippy cup
sounds like fun – sign me up
Runny noses, filthy hands
bickering in mini-vans
Screaming fits that sap the soul
Thank God for Birth Control
There’s a vas deferens between the way
our friends with kids spend Saturday
while they’re out buying Buster Brown
we’re in the kitchen gettin down
I create life my own way
grabbin’ my guitar to play
Every day I get to choose
I’ll change my plans to chase my muse
Cuz my true love’s in every note
it keeps my heart and soul afloat
I’ll never two-time rock n roll
Thank God for Birth Control
It’s a dirty job you can’t undo
but if you dig it, hey, good for you
Before you urge us all to play
ponder, please, the price we’d pay
Daddy’s angel knows it all
ditching homeroom for the mall
Likes to bat those baby blues
at dropouts with homemade tattoos
Booze it up and burn one down
going for the triple crown
Hooking up their only goal
Thank God for Birth Control