DESCRIPTION:
Now you know why they call him ROCK MAN.
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ORIGINAL LYRICS:

"I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light, or "Right" (if you are from Japan)
Also known as Rockman.

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered am -
putee
POW POW!
Eight robot bosses in eight levels
dishevel and revel in devilry,
I'll steal their weaponry

Mega mega man mega mega man
Mega mega man mega mega man
Mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega
Mega Man!

I am also known as the "Blue Bomber"
I could shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer

Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog,
and then I ride off on my robot dog

Mehhhh-gaaaaaahh Maaaaaan
Mega maaaaaan....
THREE...

...PART THREE."

Music composed by Yasuaki Fujita

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The line "The creation of Doctor Light or Right if you are from Japan" hasn't aged well. At the time, I was referring to the fact that Americans say "Dr. Light" even though it was poorly translated to "Dr. Right" in some Mega Man games. It wasn't a joke about the way Japanese people pronounce words, but I can totally see why it would seem that way today.