DESCRIPTION:
Fifth episode! Roy and King Dedede are played by Copper. Beat is from Shadowville.com (Word War) LYRICS BELOW!

Narrator: SUPER. SMASH. RAP. BATTLES!!!! ROY!! VERSUS! KING DEDEDE!! BEGIN!

Roy: For those whom I protect
I will not lose
So, come at me, fat-ass
Try to keep up with my moves
I'm a master with swords
With plus 5 to my stats
You're a master of eating
With plus twelve to your ASS
I'll have a hell of time
Making fun of your manner
But let me ask you why you need
That big of a hammer
You're enemy's so small
That you can barely see
Over your stomach, your highness
King DEH DEH DEHHHH (← said like Carlos Mencia)

King Dedede: Oh, that's real funny, Roy
My sides are just aching.
And this hammer's for crushing
bones, and wimps that are shaking
In their boots, like you
Come on, boy, settle down.
I'm only gonna smack you
Right down into the ground
You're a punk, little man
And your swords won't do shit
When you get a face full of hammer
You'll just be flying like Pit
So go ahead, try and run
I'll come right after you
But when I find you, I'll eat you
Cause that's just what I do.

Roy: You'll chase me? Riiight.
Can you waddle that fast?
You're a big bloated penguin
Who Kirby always gets past
Let's face it.
When a little ball of cute can beat you?
You're just a sorry-ass boss.
Who's even worse than a Pichu.

King Dedede: Oh, screw you, kid!
I'm a comfortable weight!
I'm gonna teach you a think or two
When you're on my plate
And now I'm HUNGRY, Roy
So go a serve up some chicken
You're Roy Rogers, you bitch
Now get back in the kitchen.

Narrator: WHO DO YOU THINK WON? LET US KNOW BELOW! AND THIS ISN'T THE LAST...SUPER. SMASH. RAP. BATTLE!!!!