You Slut!

Critical Meat Snippets, full reviews in the blog:Buy it below.
4/5 Kerrang!
"Those with a taste for the unpredictable will undoubtably succumb to Critical Meat's genre-teasing charms.You Slut! leave conventional music with its pants around its ankles, shivering and cold in a dark alley."
8/10 Rock Sound Magazine
"This ain't no standard post-rock by numbers nonsense.Critical Meat has something for everyone."
4/5 Big Cheese"Eschewing post-rock and instrumental trends to replicate Mogwai.They've got the angularity of At the Drive-in and the playfulness of Dartz!"
5/5 Drummer Magazine
"A blend of jugular attcking punk/prog with guitar melodys you'll be whistling for weeks"
7/10 Alternative Ulster
Sandman Magazine "Pure Genius!.Quite simply if you have any sort of affinity with guitars
and the unknown then this album is a must have."
5/5 Rockfood Magazine
"A Masterpiece of obscenely spiky riffery.Its the juxtaposition of the confusion of odd time signatured riffs and forceful, flowing or driving sequences that simultaneously make this impossibly danceable, yet impossible to dance to.a life-changing collection of songs."
Sounds XP
"What on initial listening sounds like the workings of a naff in-joke, You Slut! could actually be one of British rock music's most interesting newcomers."
Organ Magazine
"If you want to talk purist math-rock, this is as good an example as anything.agile heaviness, with a deft, easy touch."



MYBLOODYJESUSEXPLORERONFIRE Released Feb 25th '08 Dir. Matt Spalding



PIE TO THE DEATH-FACED INDIE KID
Live at 5 Lamps, Derby



ON THE SPOT TINA TURNER FINE
Kerrang Radio Session Rehearsal



< ***CONTACT*** For Critical Meat release enquiries interview requests feature requests Email: info@stressedsumorecords.co.uk For booking enquiries general slagging off, Email: youslut@hotmail.co.uk We can take it. ***STUFF YOU CAN BUY****Click on the artwork to buy that record.
This is Critical Meat, our mini-album.
It's released March 10th 2008 in the UK, click on this to buy from Stressed Sumo Records for £7 (US$ 14; Japanese Yen 1390; Euro 8.75; AUS$15) Including free postage and packaging to any country!!!



This is the new Dance to the Radio compilation which we're on, information about which is cut and pasted here:We are pleased to announce our forth compilation CD 'Out Of The Woods And Trees'. Released on October 1st it comes out on CD and Digital Download. The CD features exclusive tracks from Sky Larkin, Shut Your Eyes and You'll Burst Into Flames and the first ever digital release of the limited ¡Forward, Russia! single 'Don't Be A Doctor.'
It also features a never before heard version of The Pigeon Detectives rare live favourite 'Left Alone.'



www.dancetotheradio.com
The full tracklisting is as follows.
1. Kotki Dwa - Pad
2. The Taste - Till There Was You
3. The Wallbirds - Desperate
4. YOU SLUT! - MYBLOODYJESUSEXPLORERONFIRE
5. Snowden - Black Eyes (Le Castle Vania Remix)
6. Bobby Cook - Homesick (Long Island Session)
7. Grammatics - The Manageress
8. Howling Bells - This City's Burning
9. Shut Your Eyes and You'll Burst Into Flames - Futures Rewired
10. I Concur - Decimal Places
11. Prego - The Longest Calm
12. The Pigeon Detectives - Left Alone
13. Mother Vulpine - The Hammer That Cracked The Bell
14. Fran Rodgers -She Dwelt Among Th'untrodden Ways
15. Forward Russia - Don't Be A Doctor
16. The Displacements - AKA The Train
17. Sky Larkin - Keepsakes (Napoleon IIIrd Remix)
18. The Chapman Family - You Think You're Funny
19. Vessels - Happy Accident
20. Held By Hands - Trading on Past Treasures
There will soon be a myspace featuring tracks to hear.
DTTR
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If you live in Japan, this is the cheapest way to get hold of Critical Meat. If you live anywhere else, compare the price by clicking on the MASSIVE artwork up there a bit. Or else get your rich record company owning friends to release it in your er, territory.
See the blog for reviews



Tracklisting:
1. Cut & Shut by You Slut!
2. On the Count of Thirteen
3. Roofio Shoots, Roofio Scores
4. On-the-Spot Tina Turner Fine
5. Pie to the Death-Face Indie Kid
6. 1s,2ns (The Original Door)
7. Jarabew
8. MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire
9. On-the-Spot Tina Turner Finr (recorded live at the Nowayda Vale Session)
10. 1s,2ns (The Original Door) (recorded live at the Nowayda Vale Session)



Our Split 7" single (On the Count of 13) with Monster Killed by Laser (Jasier). Buy it at our gigs or at www.field-records.co.uk



A self financed, self-produced 6-track EP Grit-Eyed
and Greasy-Tailed recorded at the legendary Hive studio, Derby, is no longer available for
purchase. Mwah! Don't E-mail youslut@hotmail.co.uk
for details.
This however, is still available, it's Stressed Volume III, we're on it, and so are lot of other excellent bands from our fair city of Derby. go to www.streesedrecords.co.uk to order. It's three paltry pounds. Go now!